AGENTS ORANGE, SEPTEMBER 17 2020 - These guys are only following orders, but they also have their own consciences to answer to. Southern Water have failed to respond to correspondence in relation to the validity of this development. But have mounted security cameras at multiple points, to our mind an admission that what they are doing is wrong - and they expect retribution. Not on our watch. A Judicial Review is what is required, to steer policy shift such that pooh-packers in positions of trust get the message. It is the view of many local residents that this company is potentially vicariously liable and/or potentially conspiratorial criminally. Especially in connection with inadequate or defective wildlife surveys. For example, it is alleged that there were badgers to the left of this site, and all traces have been bulldozed by this company, contrary to the provisions of the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 and other habitat and species protection legislation. If the birds and fish on the pond/lake in the background are killed as a result of anyone encouraging or aiding and abetting the developers, then the shit will hit the fan big time. The culprits will need to be prosecuted, but by who? And will that all be too late, with the animals having been killed. Death is rather final!


SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL: "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.


PATRICK HENRY: "We have not yet begun to fight."



A271 Gardner Street -

Accessories and Abettors Act 1861 - Assisting in the commission of a crime is a criminal offence

Affordable Housing - for an agricultural worker on a local wage

Agatha Christie - Miss Marple investigates: Murder Most Foul - starring Margaret Rutherford

Arseholes - Anus, or Asshole - an unpleasant, irritating or contemptible person

A to Z - Herstmonceux Village, Sussex

A to Z of Wildlife, Habitats and Species - Badgers, Ducks, Herons, Moorhens

Badgers - displaced during the Shit Creek development by Southern Water

Bill Bentley - East Sussex Councillor, Herstmonceux, Conservative

Bum Deals - What is a 'bum deal' ?

Chapel Row & Church Road -

Clarion Group - Homes sold Shit Creek to Latimer 2018 - WD/2015/0090/MA0 & WD/2018/1584/MRM

Clowning Street - Boris Johnson, the comedy act Britain elected to lead the nation into more debt

Commandments - The top ten rules for surviving in a hostile political environment

Common Purpose - Is the civil (tort) version of Joint Enterprise

Community Infrastructure Levy - CIL payments, where is the money going?

Compulsory Purchase Orders - Councils should use their powers to buy land for affordable housing

Conservation of Habitats and Species Regulations 2017 -

Conspiracy - Criminal Law Act 1977, poisoning of drinking well water & life imprisonment

Corporate Manslaughter and Homicide Act 2007 - When does premeditated negligence become murder?

Crapper - Thomas, a plumber who invented and promoted sanitary appliances: "Going for a crap"

Death Hill - A dangerous junction on the A271 with limited visibility splay

Ducks - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux

ESCC - Highways, road deaths, potholes - East Sussex County Council

Elm Close, Woodlands View hillside development from 2020.

Environment Agency - England's Governmental department for prevention of water contamination

Evictions - Homeless people in the UK

Financial Slavery - The renting society where landlords leach off the labours of others

Fraud Act 2006 - Introducing omitting to do something to protect financial interests, as a crime

Frogs - Potentially under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux

Gleeson (M J) Developments - Was involved in Herstmonceux's Shit Creek

Global Warming - The rising temperature of planet earth causing climate change & species extinctions

Grenfell Towers - Corporate manslaughter at its worst, death by burning fire precaution negligence

Groundwater (England and Wales) Regulations 2009 - Hazardous and non hazardous substances

Guardian, The - May 2020, terrible name, terrific sitcom

Hawthorn Lane, Woodlands View hillside development from 2020

Herons - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux

Herstmonceux Parish Council - Councillors 2021 - Village

How Much - £Does it cost to build houses in the UK in 2020

Human excrement, shit, faeces, crap, turds, taking a dump

Human Rights -

Huw Merriman - Conservative MP for Herstmonceux & Battle

James Brokenshire - Policies created renting society, perpetuating financial slavery

Joint Enterprise - Is the criminal version of Common Purpose or tortious liability

Judas Iscariot - Sold out Jesus Christ for 20 pieces of silver

Judicial Reviews - Council's duty to be Wednesbury reasonable, act legally and rationally

Kelly Davis v Wansdyke (Bath & Somerset) Council 2001 - Discrimination race case £790k damages

Lake District - Wealden's Little Venice

Latimer Homes - Property developers with interest in land at Herstmonceux for house building

Lime Cross -

Lime Wells - Herstmonceux is blessed to have a working well in the village still providing drinking water

Links - To other shit creek websites

Margaret Thatcher - Poll tax and social housing sell off

Moorhens - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux

Moses - Exodus, freeing the Israelite slaves from Egypt

National Planning Policy Framework 2012 -

Natural England - Limited assistance in the protection of wildlife, specific to SSSIs

New Zealand - Bill English's economics based on borrowing, more and more

Newts - Potentially under threat by the run off from 70 houses in Herstmonceux

Oak Way, Woodlands View hillside development 2020

Pamella Doodes - Conservative councillor Herstmonceux & Pevensey, Wealden Chairman

Parkhurst Road Ltd v Sec of State for Communities & Local Gov & Anor [2018] EWCH 991 (Admin)

Pothole Politics - Taxing the electorate, then not providing the service and causing deaths

Potty Training - Wealden tried to take away toilets despite Health & Safety Regulations 1992

Proceeds of Crime Act 2002 - Confiscation and forfeiture orders, money and land

Rats - Vermin that spread the Plague, Black Death, also some civil servants and developers

Rectory - Pond(s) at Lime Park likely to fall foul of conservation legislation - Pond Survey

Rectory, Old - Sold subject to conditions - Herstmonceux property for sale in 2020

Rape if the Countryside

Robin Hood - Robbing from the poor to give to the rich

RSPB - Royal Society for the Protection of Birds

Serious Crime Act 2007 - Intentionally encouraging or assisting an offence, such as poisoning water

Sewage Treatment -

Scapegoats - The Israelites cleansing of sins ritual, Leviticus

Schitt's Creek - Excellent Canadian comedy series, 

                      Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Emily Hampshire

                      Chris Elliot, Tim Rozon, Dustin Milligan, Sarah Levy

Shit Creek - Herstmonceux, East Sussex

Sleeping Rough - Homelessness in the UK

Southern Water Company -

Suicide Junction - Leading the Death Hill on the A271

Susan Stedman - Conservative councillor, Horam, Tubwell Nurseries - Wealden South planning

Sussex Police - failures to investigate planning related crime, gives corrupt planners free reign

Ten Commandments, The - God gave Moses the 10 principles of Christian law: 1., 2., 3., 4., 5.,

                                                                                                                 6., 7., 8., 9., 10

Thakeham Homes - Did a lot of the Shit Creek negotiations with Wealden

Thirty Pieces of Silver - Blood money

Tim Watson's - 2015 planning application for 70 houses

Toads - Under threat from a proposed 70 house development in Herstmonceux

Up shit creek without a paddle

Venice - Little, Lake District, Wealden

Victoria Road

Water - Ground pollution drinking supplies Environmental Regulations 2010 & 2017

Wealden District Council - Area Plans South WD/2015/0090/MA0 & WD/2018/1584/MRM

Wednesbury Rule of Reasonableness - Associated Provincial Picture Houses v Wednesbury Corp 1948

Well-Being of Future Generations (Wales) Act 2015

Westridge Construction Limited - Company 02557785

Wells - Historic monuments at risk from groundwater contamination in Herstmonceux

Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - An act to protect birds against harm

Woodlands View - A grotesque hillside development supported by pile driven steel in Herstmonceux





MAY 2020 - Southern Water getting stuck into their newest shit storage and pumping station in Herstmonceux, Sussex. In the process the developers are crapping on the lives of hundreds of walkers who regularly enjoyed the peace of a quite stroll in this field.





ARE THEY SURE? - Southern Water say these are essential improvements. But are they? Many concerned residents are of the opinion that the village was already overloaded. Meaning that these works are more profiteering from over development of the countryside, rather than improvement. In fact it is making the present and unsatisfactory situation worse. Shame on you Southern Water.


That is our view, you are entitled to your own opinions is a free society, so why not call (0330 303 0368) or write and tell the Southern Water Partnership what you think.




A LOAD OF CRAP - Bums to the porcelain and puff those cheeks - and don't forget to flush. Going to the toilet was not always such a refined affair, not until Thomas Crapper plumbed in a small tank high on a wall above a ceramic bowl, that exited into a big pipe that fed into a river or the sea via sewers. We thus shifted our pooh problem to the fishes, but there are laws about these discharges. For example, the River Thames is a highly polluted body of water that we ought to be ashamed of.


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