HORSE SHIT

 

  THERE ARE MANY NAMES FOR EQUINE FAECES OTHER THAN HORSESHIT

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Horse shit makes excellent manure for roses and other flowers. Gardeners love it

 

 

Horse shit is highly regarded as manure. Gardeners love it for their roses. So do flies. There is not enough of it to use as fertilizer for fields to graze cattle. When it comes to muck spreading, the agricultural community prefer cow's shit, where there is volume. Dairy farmers rake it up in the milking stalls by the bucket load.

 

 

 

 

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

 

All animals need to defecate to rid their bodies of toxic waste from the metabolic process. Horses, (mares and stallions), eat a lot of grass and other vegetation, such that the volume of waste generated far exceeds that of humans, a major source of methane and a climate change factor of some concern. This means that their evacuations are significantly larger than humans. Imagine the size of elephant droppings.

 

"Horseshit" is also a slang term meaning lying about something, exaggerating or simply making a significant mistake about facts, that another listener or an audience find hard to accept.

 

"Bullshit" is another expression with the same meaning. For example, Boris Johnson claiming 350 million was given to Europe per week, was bullshit. It was a gross exaggeration of the facts, designed toi9olo/ help him get elected as Prime Minister.

 

Human shit is known by many other names, but it all means the same. Shit is also known as Crap, after Thomas Crapper and Excrement, Faeces and Stools. The familiar porcelain bowl gave women in particular, much relief when urinating.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bull shit is the same as cow dung, they are large pats around 300-400 mm in diameter. Farmers use cow shit as fertilizer, spraying it onto fields to help the grass grow. The cows then eat the grass and produce milk and beef. It is an example of a circular economy. A very smelly agricultural practice, but then what would be do without our dairy produce and steaks, or beefburgers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ARE THEY SURE? - Southern Water say these are essential improvements. But are they? Many concerned residents are of the opinion that the village was already overloaded. Meaning that these works are more profiteering from over-development of the countryside. It's hot enough already without raising the temperature of planet earth more!

 

 

 

 

DEFINITIONS OF HORSESHIT

vulgar: NONSENSE, BUNK

1. Vulgar - The excrement of a horse.
2. Vulgar Slang - Meaningless or insincere talk or action; nonsense.
interj.
Vulgar Slang Used to express disagreement or exasperation.

3. Vulgar Slang - nonsense, lies, or exaggeration.

nonsense:


He described the film as "middle-class, bourgeois horseshit".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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