DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS - We pay our taxes but get no value for all our hard earned pounds. Don't forget that our income is taxed along with just about everything we buy. Even buying a house is subject to stamp duty and dying also costs money with death duties. Shit! How are they getting away with bleeding the electorate dry like this? Fuel is taxed, drinks are taxed (that's okay by us), and using roads is taxed. Then there is car tax of course. We heard they are thinking of taxing sex, based on the length of your Johnson.

The British love a good comedy act - so much that they elected another joker from Eton to run the country, now living in Clowning Street, the debt centre of town.

No surprises then that all of Europe are laughing. They know his policies are running England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales into the ground, racking up borrowings like there is no tomorrow. Trillions in fact! But then looking funny costs a fortune!

In a world where global warming dictates shrinking economies, no surprises that Boris the Johnson, is promoting a building boom in Sussex. Wow, he's somewhat behind the curve. Obviously, he's not heard about the United Nations' sustainability development goals or the Climate Change Act 2008.

But then he goes and brings forward the ban on petrol and diesel cars and vans. For that he has our sincere gratitude. He also seems to be making mention of shaking up the NHS a little.

We're sure our leader has realised that if we are able to make the best of Scotland's wind to produce green hydrogen, Britain can start to turn a few corners in terms of energy self-sufficiency. Maybe even export some of our know-how.

If we can get the Prime Minister to lobby the UN for a sustainable currency, we'll have to start eating our hats. So please Boris, no more surprises like that, or we'll have nobody to poke fun at. Indeed, you can take a poke at us : )

NO LAUGHING MATTER - This picture represents the country going up in smoke, because voters cannot see the wood for the trees. The fat boys in politics will not give up milking the system, until a party is voted in to stop them. Basically, we are doomed.

And surely, he's heard that it is illegal to use nuclear weapons. But apparently, Boris thinks it's funny to threaten to vaporize millions of people with your tax dollars. Just so that he can strut around of the world stage in some kind of annihilation dick measuring contest. Boris certainly puts the John in Johnson in the phallus comparison tables. It's all very Freudian, the size of your submarine - and all that - from one of the biggest Members in Parliament. 

Just look at the state of our roads and our health service. Covid deaths are the highest in Europe. Joking aside, people are not dying of laughter, they are dying because our successive Governments have sold your NHS down the creek, and they don't have a paddle.

Where has all the money gone? That is one magic trick they appear to teach at Eton. Sleight of hand conjuring where you are not allowed to get close up to inspect the accounts, a trick Wealden has down to a fine art. But the money keeps finding its way to MOD subcontractors, thence to country estates and overseas domiciles, commonly called procurement fraud.

Then there is the lack of affordable housing, when flat-packs would slash the cost of providing decent shelter for the homeless, but unfortunately this conflict with his (hidden agenda) oath of office to milk the electorate and make "Britains slaves." Contrary to the popular anthem.

Nothing new here then!

BRITAIN GOT A BUM DEAL - You could be forgiven for thinking this was symbolic of the UK parliament, judging by the quality of the decisions and the massive squandering of public money.

THE CIRCUS -MARCH 2020

Conservative politics is based on delaying economic shortcomings by robbing Peter to pat Paul. Another example of which is over-paying for roads and only 5% of your hard earned taxes going to road building and repairs. That is why we have so many potholes: hence, pothole politics. The evidence for which on on the streets and highways in your area. In Sussex the busy A271, makes commuting to Hastings or Hailsham dangerous, where the tarmac is narrow and flooding is likely to increase. Why is it so bad? Because under Cameron, May and now BoJo, they are turning our villages into housing estates, without the proper highways infrastructure. See Suicide Junction, as a prime example of planning madness.

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